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if      (RandomNo < 50)  {document.write(" What do you call a blonde who has lost 90% of her intelligence? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" Divorced. ");}
else if (RandomNo < 100) {document.write(" What's a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" She's trying to hold on to a thought. ");}
else if (RandomNo < 150) {document.write(" Why do blondes drive BMWs? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" Because they can spell it. ");}
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document.write(" It finally dawned on her. ");}
else if (RandomNo < 250) {document.write(" What job function does a blonde have in an M and M factory? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" Proofreading. ");}
else if (RandomNo < 300) {document.write(" What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" Divorcee'. ");}
else if (RandomNo < 350) {document.write(" What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" Run like hell.she's got a hand grenade in her mouth. ");}
else if (RandomNo < 400) {document.write(" What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" Change. ");}
else if (RandomNo < 450) {document.write(" What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" Frosted Flakes. ");}
else if (RandomNo < 500) {document.write(" What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" They both get easier to pick-up with age. ");}
else if (RandomNo < 550) {document.write(" Did you here about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" It finally dawned on her. ");}
else if (RandomNo < 600) {document.write(" What do UFO's and smart Blondes have in common? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" You keep hearing about them, but never see any. ");}
else if (RandomNo < 650) {document.write(" What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" The supermarket cart has a mind of its own. ");}
else if (RandomNo < 700) {document.write(" What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" A dope ring. ");}
else if (RandomNo < 750) {document.write(" Did you here about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" It finally dawned on her. ");}
else if (RandomNo < 800) {document.write(" How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" She fell out of the tree. ");}
else if (RandomNo < 850) {document.write(" How did the blonde try to kill the bird? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" She threw it off a cliff. . ");}
else if (RandomNo < 900) {document.write(" Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" You can park in the handicap zone. ");}
else if (RandomNo < 950) {document.write(" What's the definition of the perfect woman? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a bar. ");}
else                     {document.write(" When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!. ");}
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