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if      (RandomNo < 50)  {document.write(" What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" Last years hide and go seek winner. ");}
else if (RandomNo < 100) {document.write(" What do you call a blonde wearing a leather jacket on a motorcycle? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" Rebel without a clue. ");}
else if (RandomNo < 150) {document.write(" What does a blonde say when she gives birth? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" Gee, Are you sure it's mine? ");}
else if (RandomNo < 200) {document.write(" Why did the blonde stop using the pill? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" Because it kept falling out. ");}
else if (RandomNo < 250) {document.write(" Why don't blondes eat Jello? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages. ");}
else if (RandomNo < 300) {document.write(" Why did the blonde snort NutraSweet? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" She thought it was diet coke. ");}
else if (RandomNo < 350) {document.write(" How does the Blonde car pool work? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" They all meet at work at 7:45. ");}
else if (RandomNo < 400) {document.write(" What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" Change. ");}
else if (RandomNo < 450) {document.write(" If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions. ");}
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document.write(" id you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? -She burned her lips on the tailpipe. ");}
else if (RandomNo < 550) {document.write(" What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" Artificial intelligence. ");}
else if (RandomNo < 600) {document.write(" How do you amuse a blonde for hours? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper. ");}
else if (RandomNo < 650) {document.write(" What's it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" Data transfer. ");}
else if (RandomNo < 700) {document.write(" Why do blondes wear green lipstick? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" Because red means stop. ");}
else if (RandomNo < 750) {document.write(" Why did Clinton want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" They're mad enough to kill and they can retain water. ");}
else if (RandomNo < 800) {document.write(" Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for hours? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" Because it said 'concentrate'. ");}
else if (RandomNo < 850) {document.write(" Did you here about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" It finally dawned on her. ");}
else if (RandomNo < 900) {document.write(" How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" Tell her a joke on Wednesday. ");}
else if (RandomNo < 950) {document.write(" What's the definition of gross ignorance? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" 144 blondes. ");}
else                     {document.write(" Why do blondes work seven days a week? <br><hr width=75%>");
document.write(" So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. ");}
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